The basic idea of this book was to give all the wankers out there somewhere to record their efforts; inspirations, justifications, techniques and ratings (and so much more)  but it grew from there to be quite an in-depth celebration of masturbation. The options, the laws, the historical side of things and of course the (concentrate, here comes the) science bits. Add in some nursery rhymes, a few puzzles, some dates and data and a few ’shopped photographs and you’ve got something for everyone. It is very funny (in places). Certainly something for that person in your life (or several people) who you just know this would be perfect for. It’s quite a special book for all the special people out there. Boys, girls and everything in between. Obviously you will be wanting one, not for you, but for a friend  ;O)

These prices include UK postage… currently available in standard format (£9.10) and (with some ‘lies flat for easier operating’ spiral binding, a spine and eight more pages of content) you can also have the luxury version (£15.60 – which ships in a very special gift box). You might want to treat yourself to that one! If you’ve a group that all need a Wank Diary then you should consider a 5-pack of the standard version (£32.10 – you save on postage and can distribute them to your ‘collective noun’ personally – another ‘by hand job’ for you). Any other quantities (or international orders – not currently available!) do please contact me. And also if you have any problems with the biffshop checkout do please contact me (or email biff@biffshop.com). Thanks.