Those T’s and C’s – the dull digital version of T & A I guess, although you can’t say that these days. It’s all “can’t tell your arse from your elbow” (but then I’m not very keen on Coldplay either). This is making no sense. I am only me and this is only my website so much like my shitting and re-turds, It’s more of the same. Me trying to my best until someone with more and (bigger) lawyers comes along to tell me I’m doing it wrong. Causing offence, in that ‘cause and effect’ way – which I think has now become causality? What happened to casual? A casualty I guess. Gosh, I do love words. You can play with them.
So, You can buy stuff, you can buy my time and creativity. Both (everything) will be delivered to the best of my abilities. I’ll look for satisfied customers and do all I can to sort out any problems or errors. Don’t chase me or post any of those “I’d give it no stars if I could” reviews. I’m sure we can sort things out. So much real shit going on – no need to add to it with the faux crises.